Within our headquarters, deep inside a dormant volcano on the Scottish island of Arran, we have meticulously trained morlocks in the dark art of wrapping and dispatching within 28 days of purchase. But if you think that sounds too good to be true, get this.

Having sold hundreds of prints in various art galleries, we have discovered that you can't truly appreciate each picture in all its huge magnificence when you're sitting in front of your PC. You need to touch it, smell it, live with it!

So with that in mind, each purchase comes complete with a 'no regrets' clause. In the highly unlikely event that you've impulsively forgone this month's rent payment for that simply must-have piece by Colin Gray, "Up Yours" featuring a man mooning out of a Beetle window or David Boni's "Military Coo" featuring Primrose the camouflaged cow, then you have 7 days to obtain a full refund.

We hope you enjoy your wander around our gallery and look forward to placing your order in the capable claws of the morlocks. Buy buy!